The other day I ran into a news story about a Maryland couple who had a "bright idea" about making their own sex toy. From what I gathered, this genius couple took a typical dildo and inserted a reciprocal saw into it. I suppose they thought that the motion of the saw would generate more pleasure than simply moving the device in and out by hand.I don't know if I need to say how the story ended. Let's just say the poor woman ended up severely injured and the story left me squirming in my chair. As most of you are doing right as you read this.
So here is a warning for all of you... Do not let your man bring power tools or anything else that belongs in the garage into your bedroom!
Gasp! That's horrible!
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